“Put the babies back to work.

They’ve had plenty time to play.

No health insurance (what a perk!)

And they don’t demand equal pay. 

I’ve heard minors make good miners

Because they fit in tiny spaces.

Our economy is best --not China’s,

Or any of those other places!

So send the toddlers to the mines.

They’ve had enough of a vacation.

(Don’t worry --there’s no fines.

They’ve done away with regulation.)

Don’t be a moron --get that boron!

Lithium for batteries --

Copper for the discerning shopper --

Feldspar for the factories!

About time we put them to use --

We’ve been wasting that resource!

It’s employment --it’s not child abuse!

Wait …

What do you mean, a divorce?”

-extemporanea written July 14, 2020